{"product_id":"youre-my-boo-organic-cotton-apron","title":"You're My Boo! Organic Cotton Apron","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou're my boo, but if you touch the cooling brownies we become enemies.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe You're My Boo! Organic Cotton Apron is built around Two people joyfully decorate cupcakes, wearing You're My Boo! Organic Cotton Aprons. The black apron features a cartoon ghost and embodies queer pride and fun in the kitchen. It turns that design into practical queer kitchenwear with enough personality to work before anyone has even tasted the food.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis design sounds like actual queer conversation rather than a Pride-month committee meeting. The joke, reference or attitude is meant to be clocked by the right person, ideally while they are stealing something directly from your chopping board.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhatever is on the menu, the rule is the same: more flavour, more queer realness, fewer sad salads pretending to be dinner.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is for the cook, baker, host, chaotic sous-chef or domestic diva who wants practical kitchen protection without dressing like a tasteful farmhouse catalogue.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGive it to the friend, partner, chosen-family icon or domestic menace who would genuinely appreciate a funny queer apron. It also lands beautifully as a camp LGBTQ+ cooking gift for anyone allergic to bland, corporate Pride merchandise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe sturdy 100% organic cotton helps protect clothes from flour, grease, sauce and whatever happened when somebody became overconfident with the blender. Adjustable back straps help you find a comfortable fit, while the large two-compartment front pocket keeps utensils, tasting spoons, your phone or emergency tongs close.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou're My Boo! 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Producing pieces on demand rather than in bulk helps reduce unnecessary overproduction, so thank you for choosing a more considered way to shop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSizing note:\u003c\/strong\u003e This is a one-size apron. 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