{"product_id":"unicorn-organic-cotton-apron","title":"Unicorn Organic Cotton Apron","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStraight reality was bland, so we added a unicorn and edible glitter.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Unicorn Organic Cotton Apron is built around white unicorn, pink mane, golden star accents, and pastel rainbow backdrop. Adjustable neck loop, long waist ties. Celebrate LGBTQIA+ pride with style and empowerment. It turns that design into practical queer kitchenwear with enough personality to work before anyone has even tasted the food.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis design sounds like actual queer conversation rather than a Pride-month committee meeting. The joke, reference or attitude is meant to be clocked by the right person, ideally while they are stealing something directly from your chopping board.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe animal may be fictional, aquatic, horned or extraterrestrial. The need for enough salt remains universal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is for the cook, baker, host, chaotic sous-chef or domestic diva who wants practical kitchen protection without dressing like a tasteful farmhouse catalogue.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAs a funny queer apron with actual personality, it sits somewhere between camp LGBTQ+ cooking gift and Pride kitchen apron. Specific enough to be clocked across the kitchen, useful enough to survive the sauce.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnder all the queer nonsense is a genuinely functional 100% organic cotton apron with adjustable back straps and a roomy two-compartment front pocket. The current neck-strap design has been streamlined for comfort, so older product photos may show a buckle that is no longer used.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUnicorn Organic Cotton Apron Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% organic cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFabric weight: 7.08 oz\/yd² (240 g\/m²)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdjustable back straps for a comfortable fit across different body shapes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUpdated streamlined neck strap without the buckle shown in some older product photos\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLarge front pocket divided into two practical compartments\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOriginal Queer In The World design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach apron is made especially for you after you place your order. Producing pieces on demand rather than in bulk helps reduce unnecessary overproduction, so thank you for choosing a more considered way to shop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSizing note:\u003c\/strong\u003e This is a one-size apron. 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